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The Meat Ship

Arrrr me harteys. Thar be a meatship ahead in the oven.... Floating high on the 17,000 calorie seas, made with Bacon, sausages, pastry, mince, it's all meat, and it's coming to rape and pillage your arteries! Har har!

From: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2753887

After making the Meat House we decided it was time to create something else, out of meat.
Welcome to the Meat Ship:

[CONTINUED]

Preliminary Sketch:

(not to scale)

Ingredients:
~20 sausages
~48 rashers of bacon
1.2kg of sausage meat
1kg of pork mince
10 franks
1kg of pastry (not 100% meat this time)
1 onion
1 mushroom
2 packets of chipolata sausages
various food colourings
sage

Creation of the sea:

Creating the hull out of pastry

Filling the hull with part cooked pork mince with onion

Surrounded the pastry hull with bacon, for the wood effect

Sausage planking

Creating the masts

some form of octopus attacking the ship (mushroom for the head, and sausages)

Pirate and canon

A dedicated sailor
ooops, just noticed we made the flag wrong :/

going in the oven ~ 2hours

coming out, the sails have shrunken somewhat

Total removal of support struts

More photos here

In total, it worked out at 17,000 calories, roughly... although there's still plenty left!


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The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, February 12 2009 @ 02:13 PM EST
This is by far the most hilarious thing I've ever seen! Well done, mates!

:) Sheri
Foodista.com
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, February 12 2009 @ 06:32 PM EST
You know who would really love this site?

Africa
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Monday, February 16 2009 @ 08:12 AM EST
Yes, because the wasted meat over and above that which they would have eaten in a normal meal would really have survived the trip, and made a sustainable difference to the people of Africa, a whole continent indeed!
I bet the PC you used to type that reply, and the few dollars a month you pay for internet would make more of a difference, so how about you hop down from that high horse of yours, or at least cook it for the starving. Now that would be a super sized meal!
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, February 18 2009 @ 03:53 PM EST
Yawn..... I somehow doubt that they were suggesting that the left-overs of this meal be mailed to Africa. It is symptomatic of a way of living which is on some level grotesque. No?
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, February 20 2009 @ 04:58 AM EST
You're right.

But this site is still owned by wacky cunts with no self awareness. Bet you twats dream "LOL" in your sleep.
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, March 04 2009 @ 12:56 PM EST
Africans don't eat meat.
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, April 02 2009 @ 09:04 AM EDT
Not quite. Africans only like chicken. Mostly fried chicken. And watermelon.
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Saturday, November 13 2010 @ 10:31 PM EST
Wow...aside from the fact that the fried chicken/watermelon stereotype is about Black Americans, I hope it was said ironically, and not actually meant to be perceived as a clever (racist) joke.

Also, the entire continent of Africa is not vegetarian. Many DO eat meat. Blimey.
The Meat Ship
Authored by: joshatcaptain on Thursday, March 05 2009 @ 09:22 AM EST
Arrr me matey! If you had to walk the plank, I guess you would float after that. I think I will make a meat limo
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, February 12 2009 @ 09:02 PM EST
It will never fly.
The Meat Ship
Authored by: the_bat on Friday, February 13 2009 @ 02:49 PM EST
Can I get mine super-sized?
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, February 20 2009 @ 06:45 AM EST
You want fries with that?
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, February 20 2009 @ 08:36 AM EST
That's fine if you want to live in the past, but how about doing a cruise ship? That would probably increase the calorie intake by a factor of ten!
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Monday, February 23 2009 @ 01:48 PM EST
wow, that looks truly hideous. I hope you served that to some esteemed guests who were promised fine quisine ;)
The Meat Ship - antidote
Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, February 24 2009 @ 07:03 AM EST
http://priceofmeat.wordpress.com/2009/02/20/10-videos-and-voices-on-meat-and-global-warming/
The Meat Ship - antidote
Authored by: Billy on Tuesday, February 24 2009 @ 06:23 PM EST
The real question is.... "What is the price of no meat?"

!!!
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, April 30 2009 @ 10:56 AM EDT
Hiya,

You need to fix the color balance on your photographs--they are too "cool" and the meat looks a bit sickly.

You can either set your camera color balance correctly (depending on the lighting in the room) or if you're using a flash, set it to neutral/daytime/5500k/flash--whichever your camera calls it.
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, May 08 2009 @ 06:46 PM EDT
THANK YOU. This is EPIC WIN. You are made of awesome.

(Oh, and the the sails haven't 'shrunk' - they were reefed in for battle rigging (being attacked by a damn giant octopus!) ^_^ )


Thank you again!
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Monday, May 11 2009 @ 06:02 AM EDT
You made the flag correctly, as this was the flag of the UK between 1707 and 1801. Christ, did I just type that?
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, May 21 2009 @ 06:52 AM EDT
It should be christened, "The Atkins."
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Saturday, May 30 2009 @ 06:42 PM EDT
THOSE POOR PIRATES XO
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 11 2009 @ 05:43 PM EDT
lol, you can't cos there's TOO MUCH PASTRY! hahahhahaa
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Sunday, July 26 2009 @ 10:20 PM EDT
Shit food ahoi :)
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, October 16 2009 @ 05:52 AM EDT
So tasty..mmm... Cracked ship after eating :)
The Meat Ship
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, August 05 2010 @ 05:23 PM EDT
Tremendously funny! Well done. Can you do another soon please? How about a Meat Spaceship or perhaps a Meat Mosque... oh no, wait a sec....