Please Mum, don't supersize me!

Sunday, March 16 2008 @ 01:11 PM EDT

Contributed by: Billy

*shakes head* The things they're teaching our children nowadays... I must admit though, I lol'd when I saw this pop up in a banner on SupersizedMeals.com. Hahah. Um, wrong target audience buddy! Apparently it's a Simple, Step-by-Step Program You Can Use to Put Your Family Members on the Path to Lifelong Good Health! Rubbish! What about all the advantages of Supersized Meals, like mathematically calculating how many calories are in that Quadruple Bypass Burger, not to mention the amount of energy one must expend to dispose of said burger. Or how about working out how many buckets of fries one needs to sell to maintain a successful fish and chip shop? Stealing knowledge from one area and giving to the other I say! Be free my spherically challenged readers! Let your minds and stomachs grow exponentially with Supersized Meals!

From: http://www.pleasemumdontsupersizeme.com/book/index.html

Discover How to Help Your Family Live Longer, Feel Better & Become Much Healthier … At Last! There’s a Simple, Step-by-Step Program You Can Use to Put Your Family Members on the Path to Lifelong Good Health! This Program is Not Just Another Fad Diet… It is a Lifestyle Change That’ll Improve You & Your Family’s Lives Dramatically!

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Ok ok, sure, there's a place for healthy stuff in kids lives, but this site looks like a really badly scripted Demtel commercial. "But wait, there's more!".

For example, does the page really need to be that long?

And what gives with the "FREE BONUS" bits? Oh look, you get a free bonus of Page 48, and Pages 148, 158 and 174! Wow, lucky they put those free bonuses in, I'd hate to pay for the book and have those pages missing!

Oh, and if you want the "E-Book", you have to pay $5 more. Apparently sending information over the Internet is expensive nowadays.

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