Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo

Wednesday, July 23 2008 @ 01:02 PM EDT

Contributed by: Billy

Everybody loves bacon, but how far will your love of bacon go? Far enough to invest in a Bacon Tuxedo? This fine garment not only looks like bacon, it smells like bacon! Mmmmm.... bacon....


There's a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan. Dry clean only.


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