Bacon Helmet! He shall conquer lands, rape and pillage your women, while basking in the glory of BACON! Only briefly though, I suspect it would smell after a day or so....
From: http://imgur.com/a/SFSrP#0
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Ever wanted to wear a helmet made of bacon? This guy did, and here's how he did it. This would be pretty epic as a Halloween costume.... although the neighbourhood dogs might have other ideas...