The Finnish Sausage Monster

Tuesday, December 26 2006 @ 08:40 pm UTC

Contributed by: Billy

Sweden, known for beautiful women and flat pack furniture. But who would have thought they'd create a giant Sausage Monster Death Walker thingo... Complete with Evil Olive Death Ray Eyes!!! (ooh) Scary I know, but the position of the sauerkraut scares me more.... [Edit: I originally called this the "Swedish Sausage Monster", our readers soon showed me how bad my grasp of any language other than English was... sorry about that :P]



The Swedish Sausage Monster

Start with your usual ingredients

Cook sausages

Assemble Sausage Monster

Add super-traction meatball feet

Add the Olive Death Rays!

Sausage death walker!

Add mustard for effect (and flavor!)

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