Sweden, known for beautiful women and flat pack furniture. But who would have thought they'd create a giant Sausage Monster Death Walker thingo... Complete with Evil Olive Death Ray Eyes!!! (ooh) Scary I know, but the position of the sauerkraut scares me more.... [Edit:
I originally called this the "Swedish Sausage Monster", our readers soon showed me how bad my grasp of any language other than English was... sorry about that :P]
The Swedish Sausage Monster
Start with your usual ingredients
Assemble Sausage Monster
Add super-traction meatball feet
Add the Olive Death Rays!
Sausage death walker!
Add mustard for effect (and flavor!)