You may have heard of the Cheeseburger in a Can
, well hold onto your arteries everyone, because now there's Bacon in a Can! And best of all you can own your very own case of 12 "Bacon in a Can" for only $109.95! But wait, there's more! We'll even throw in a free heart attack. And if you call within the next 15 minutes, you'll get a free triple bypass! Act now. Stocks are limite..... UUUNNNNGGGHHHHHHHH
Fully Cooked, Ready to Eat, 12 Cans per case, 40 to 50 slices per can. For the first time in almost 20 years, canned bacon is back in this Country. Not available in any store! More than 2 years went into the development of this bacon, and we’re proud to be able to bring this back to you after improving on a what was a very successful brand of canned bacon made years ago by Celebrity Foods (registered Trademark, all rights reserved).