... well I'm not 100% sure on the 9700 calories, but it does sound kinda catchy, right? Anyway, sweet ad, but you'd have to be pretty soft to need Eno after eating all that ;D

From: The internets

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Currywurst, the staple of late night drunken cuisine in Germany now has its own museum. Known as the “poor man's steak”, it's a fine concoction of usually a chopped up sausage, some chips, and a sauce comprising of pureed tomato sprinkled with curry powder. They sell these at a speed of 1,500/minute. That's a lot of sausages!

From: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,,25940062-13762,00.html

AS German as the Brandenburg Gate, the nation's favourite snack, the curried sausage or "currywurst", has now got its own museum, a shrine to the saucy delicacy that has become a national treasure.

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Who would have thought Reddit would love bacon as much as we do! Turns out they've teamed up with Soapier and made a custom batch of Bacon Soap. How does one acquire such a fine bathroom edition? For a refreshing $9, you too can be the envy of every dog and raccoon in the neighborhood!

From: http://soapier.com/reddit_soap.htm

It comes in two different fragrances. Orange, well, Orangered, and... Well, we hope you’re sitting down. For those of you religious crazies who demanded a bacon soap... We have a bacon soap for you. That’s right, your favorite Alien comes in a bacon fragrance that is going to make you a fan of every dog, raccoon, and cannibal pig in your neighborhood. Oh, and the envy of every bacon fan you know! For you vegans, no actual bacon was used in the creation of this bar. For you meat eaters, each bar was made with 4 pounds of bacon*.

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Hey, everyone's gotta eat, even the guys driving the Google Maps Camera Vehicle. Too bad they didn't take a pic of their order!

From: http://maps.google.com/maps?view=map&gl=us&q=in-n-out...

And who could blame them, really? Non-West-coasters, you don't know what you're missing.

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Something tells me there's something not quite right with this vid....

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m82xeUNLPbM

Guy balances a 13 ft. ice cream down a crowded boardwalk.

It's been suspected for a very long time, but now it's official. The Big Mac isn't so big after all. Coming in with a width of up to 20% less than its Central American counterpart, the Aussie Big Mac is also the lightest of the bunch. Maybe they should rename it "Not So Big Mac for Health Conscious Australians"?

From: http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,,25629611-5006301,00.html

CALL it the Not So Big Mac. It has been revealed the Australian version of the McDonald's signature product is actually more than 20 per cent smaller than its namesake in other nations.

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Friends, I'm going to need your help on this one! I've tried to get in touch with these guys for photos but I've had no luck. If you live near Burton in the UK, and feel like a tasty snack, why not go and try Burton's Biggest Butty? (and take some pics for the rest of us of course!) Known as the Sarnie Schwarzenegger, this breakfast butty sounds awesome. This huge sandwich consists of a staggering eight slices of bacon, four sausages, three eggs, four portions of mushrooms, half a pound of cheese and a whole can of baked beans on a huge unsliced white loaf. The monster snack cost £9.50 Now that's something we all need to see!

From: http://www.burtonmail.co.uk/burtonmail/DisplayArticle.asp?ID=337949

WHAT is believed to be Burton's biggest breakfast butty has been made by two women in a town centre sandwich bar. Debbie Robinson, 40, from Stapenhill, who owns Rumbletums in New Street, had her biggest and most unusual order yet when a customer walked in and ordered a 'gigantic breakfast sarnie'.

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Take me out to the ball game.... then take me off to the hospital. In a bid to get more people to their local league, the West Michigan Whitecaps, a minor league baseball team in the Tigers chain have given fans the ultimate game day snack, the Fifth Third Burger. Weighing in at 1.67 pounds, this burger has grilled ground beef, topped with — this is not a drill, folks — nacho cheese, chili, salsa, Fritos (despite what's in the photo), tomato and lettuce served on a 8-inch sesame seed bun. You won't be running too quickly to third base after this one! Oh, and if you can manage to eat the whole thing, you get a free t-shirt!

From: http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Concession-to-recession-Big-league-burger-at-mi?urn=mlb,150239

Taking that first bite of an opening day hot dog is a rite any (non-vegetarian) baseball fan relishes. Now, imagine yourself to be a fan of the West Michigan Whitecaps, a minor league baseball team in the Tigers chain. They mock your "hot dog with everything" and instead present an entree that makes heart patients skip a beat and cholesterol-watchers go blind:

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If you're like me you love beef jerky. Meat in a bag. There's nothing better. Ah, but now there is! Be even more of a manly man and try this out for size. Microwaveable Caveman Meat Snacks From Japan. It's meat on a bone, in a handy snack size ready to be heated and eated! Just throw it in the Microwave for a few minutes and BING! You can eat just as heartily as your ancestors did all those millions of years ago, and nowhere near as dangerous to acquire!

From: http://i.gizmodo.com/5168659/microwaveable-caveman-meat-snacks-from-japan

Always been jealous of cartoon cavemen and their succulently perfect meat rolls on convenient bone handles? Japan, as is their hyper-capitalistic wont, has satisfied yet another consumer desire you weren't quite sure you had.

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I know bacon is amazing (even during the swine flu), but do you love bacon enough to get a tattoo? This Suicide Girl is. That's hot!

From: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2009/03/suicide-girls-g.html

Talk about bringing home the bacon. At Saturday night's Bigg Digg party at Stubb's BBQ in Austin, Texas, I ran across two young ladies from the tech world who were sporting brand-new, hot-off-the-grill bacon tattoos.

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