The lads from
Urban Honking decided to have an eating challenge at their local
"Eatza Pizza" place. The time limit: 30 minutes. The prize: The coveted "Chompy the Shark" Eating Challenge Trophy.
From: http://www.urbanhonking.com/digest/archives/food_dare/
Chompy is the Eating Challenger Shark Trophy. Only one man (or woman) can posses Chompy, because in addition to his name, these words are written on his side, "I am an eating champion", and there can only be one champion. Today was the first of many eating challenges, an all you can eat pizza buffet at Eatza Pizza.
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With a 30 minute time limit the champion would be the one who consumed the most slices without any "reversal of fortune". A number of tactics emerged during the course of the competition, including the obvious scouring for smaller slices, and the surprising delay caused by fresh hot slices. With many different variants of mediocre (at best) pizza, including several sweet dessert styles, you would think it would keep the flavors interesting. But after about 10 slices of poorly made pizza, no novelty sauce or topping really mattered.
There seemed to be a wall at about 15 slices, which is a good five to six more slices than is really comfortable. With a total of nine people we ate 130 pieces, or just over 14 pizza pies (plus some pasta, breadsticks, and soda). With a cost of $4.50 per person we averaged about $0.31 a slice.
So, who is the champion? Here are the standings:
DISQUALIFICATION: Dave Hayden
Dave ate 10 slices, but did not consume the crusts. When asked to comment on his disqualification Dave explained he wasn't in the competition, he was just getting lunch.
9th Place: Steven Frank
With only five slices, Steven Frank ate the least pizza of anyone. He did however, take advantage of both the cheesy breadsticks (4) and the pasta with red sauce.
8th Place: C. S.
With a strange focus on the BBQ chicken pizza and dessert pizza, Cabel seemed to be playing a conceptual game. With only 7 slices he did however set a personal best.
5th Place: Daniel Peterson, Les Pozdena, and Wade Cosgrove
A three-way tie for 5th place with the unlucky 13 pieces they each ate. Wade exceeded his goal of ten, while Daniel was two away (he claims he actually ate 14) from his 15 slice goal, and unfortunately Les was a distant 7 slices from his personal goal of 15 slices.
3rd Place: Alex Pasco, Mike Merrill
With a nice round 15 pieces both Alex and Mike finished their final pieces in a race against the clock to meet their own goals.
2nd Place: J.John Afryl
J.John finished with a strong 18 pieces. After the clock hit zero, he even went and had another two slices, just to show off his eating prowess.
1st Place Eating Champion: Ian Cely
A win by a slice! 19 pieces set Ian as the Pizza Eating Champion and the current holder of Chompy the Eating Challenger Shark Trophy! Congratulations Ian, glad to see getting married has only increased your eating abilities!