Ah, the taco salad. One of the few "salads" in the world that consists mostly of meat and beans. Just like in the Real Men of Genius
commercial, a Giant Taco salad has ground beef, refried beans, guacamole, cheese, sour cream, and if there's any room left, a few shreds of lettuce. A culinary creation that baffles the human mind, a 12,000 calorie salad"
Hahahah... this one is no exception!