There once was a man who forgot he'd put a burger in his jacket pocket for 12 months. When he put on that jacket again and found the burger, he was amazed that the burger hadn't changed, and that it looked and smelt the same as it did a year before. Thus was the story of the Bionic Burger, and for 18 years, he's been time-capsuling these burgers for future reference...

From: http://youtube.com/watch?v=mYyDXH1amic

True story about a man who's been saving hamburgers, cheeseburgers, and Big Macs from McDonalds for over 18 years... and they look EXACTLY the same!