Never have I heard so much passion for a piece of fruit! I've got no idea what this fruit is, or whether it's a 'shop job, but man the text cracks me up! And it does look pretty bad-ass. I mean, if it's the size of someone's head, and it was thrown at you, it'd do some serious damage! Warning:
Mild fking swearing ahead!
Look at this fking fruit! This fruit is fking hardcore. It's covered in spikes, holy sht!