You've got the Wake 'n' Bacon
, made Bacon Cereal
for breakfast, and about to have an Ultimate Bacon Sandwich
for lunch. How to pay for all this bacon? With a bacon wallet of course!
Elvis would want you to have this.
Put some meat into your pocket with one of these intriguing bacon wallets! You thought people looked at you weird before? Wait until you see the looks you get from pulling a wad of bacon out of your jeans.
Each 4-1/4" x 3-3/4" faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and credit cards.
Yes - they are gross looking. But… you know that is the perfect gift for that weirdo in your life.