Australian Lad's Mag Zoo Weekly recently sent one of their reporters to try out The World's Hottest Burger. Would Zoo Man be able to withstand the intense pain of the World's Hottest Burger and get his name up on the wall? Will the half-naked hotties keep him cool enough to take the heat? Read and find out!

From: Article in Zoo Weekly (thanks Andrew!)

Two bites in and we feel faint. Our hands tingle, our eyes water, we can hear voices of dead relos laughing beyond the grave. Such is the heat rising off the burger our ZOO girls are forced to strip to their undies

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2 all beef patties special.... ah you know the rest

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxxoRMQ2r-o

The Unveiling of the worlds biggest big mac (not real, it's plastic!)

All this for less than $4? That's a pretty good deal ;)

From: the internets

At McDonald's you can get a Big Mac, fries, a chocolate shake, a cheeseburger, fries, a Coca-Cola, a fish sandwich, fries, an orange drink, a hamburger, fries and a strawberry shake. For less than $4.00

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... from some mystery morning TV show by the looks. Anyone care to translate? Are they talking about just how bad their ripoff of Hello Kitty is? lol!

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf7NqdfrLdA

Giant pizza

Huzzah! Australians can finally enjoy the Quad Stacker straight from the menu! Hungry Jacks today released the burger on Facebook, then later with more traditional advertising on commercial television. With the motto of "It takes two hands to handle a Whopper", I wonder how many hands you'll need to handle an Octo Stacker?

No ordinary single cheeseburgers here folks! No these are double Stackers, triple Stackers, quadruple Stackers. Stacked high with flame grilled beef, cheese, tasty bacon and BBQ sauce. And look at that price, just $3.95 for a Double Stacker!! So roll up, roll up, roll up to Hungry Jack’s to see and eat, the amazing, incredible Stackers. Available for a limited time only, so grab one today. The burgers are better, at Hungry Jack’s.

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Copped a few too many hits in Team Fortress 2 and need some health points? Forget medi-packs, just eat a giant Sandvich! This tasty treat has all the usual ingredients, meat, cheese, tomato, lettuce, and gets you ripped with 120 nutritional health points! Eat the Supersized Sandvich!

From: Aaron via Email

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From the creators of the Double Six Dollar Burger comes another fine creation of fatness. The Hand Scooped Banana Cream Pie Shake. We were given an exclusive sneak peek of this ad which isn't being released until September, so enjoy!

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sFlrxmAIUM

Check out the new Carls Jr ad. Doesn't get released until September. That's hot! :)

Isn't it obvious? He needs a bigger sandwich in that damn press!

From: http://youtube.com/watch?v=hPp_UuSeVoY

Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy threatens to squash the Grocery Store Manager with his giant sandwich press after the Manager calls the press "extreme."

It’s not the 4th of July without the Coney Island Hot-Dog Eating Contest (that’s how we celebrate in Brooklyn, by stuffing our faces with as many hot dogs we can fit). This year’s winner is defending champion Joey “Jaws” Chestunt, who won in overtime from six-time champion Takeru Kobayashi.World-record holder and defending champion Joey "Jaws" Chestnut held on to his hot dog-eating title Friday in an unprecedented tie-breaker at Nathan's Famous Fourth of July contest.

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This commercial takes you back to a time when men were men. No sports supplement taking, nutritionally balanced fairy rubbish here. Back then men ate meat, and lots of it. Here's Joe Greene and Rocky Bleier showing you how real men ate back in the 80's. "Look at all that meat!"

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RChfSBv_t5A

Swanson Hungry Man commercial from the 80s featuring Joe Greene and Rocky Bleier. "Look at all that meat!"