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The Meat House

Don't know if you've seen these before or not.

Yesterday my flatmates and I created this, a house made only of meat.. Similar to a gingerbread house, but purely pork based. Vegetarians please look away now.. Here's the steps:


Starting to lay the walls on a bed of breadcrumbs:

Building up the walls more:

We decided kebab sticks would be a good addition to hold it together during the cooking:

Creation of the lawn, (750g of sausage meat, seasoned with sage, and a load of food colouring):

Laying down the lawn, and starting the roof:

Adding the roof, streaky bacon of course:

A few more additions, some seasoning, a paprika car and a bird bath:

Oven time!

100 minute later:

Kebab stick removal, now everything inside is totally edible:

And that's it, meat house complete:

~20 sausages
12 rashers of bacon
1kg of sausage meat
2/3 a packet of bread crumbs
= 5870 calories...

6 of us managed to complete about 75% of it in one sitting

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The Meat House
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, February 07 2008 @ 05:25 pm UTC
That sure is stupid!
The Meat House
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, August 05 2010 @ 05:19 pm UTC
This is so stupid that I thought it couldn't be bettered.. until I saw the fantastic Meat Ship! Well done, well done, indeed!
The Meat House
Authored by: Billy on Thursday, February 07 2008 @ 05:45 pm UTC
Stupid?!?!? This is culinary GENIUS!
The Meat House
Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, February 13 2008 @ 08:32 am UTC
With that steeple it looks more like a meat church - which is still awesome! Worship at the Altar of Meat!