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Supersized Dog Halloween Food Costumes
Thinking of taking your dogs with you trick or treating this year? Why not dress them up as Supersized Foods! Not sure where you can get these costumes from, but they look awesome. You can make your dog look like a Krispy Kreme waiter, a bag of McFries, a Fun Cookie or a Hamburger. You'd be bound to score more goodies by taking these guys around!
"Freshly Baked" USB Drives
Maybe not Supersized in stature, but definately Supersized in the number of bytes! These USB drives come in 1Gb and 2Gb sizes and look like familiar baked treats. Choose between a Freshly Baked Sandwich, Hot Dog, Pizza, French Bread Stick, or Hamburger. Probably don't smell as good as the real thing though... and a bit more expensive, $59.99ea for 2Gb, $39.99 for 1Gb
BLT Scented Candles
[via Erin Cooks
] Like the Bacon Apple Pie?
Then you might just like Bacon/Lettuce/Tomato scented candles! Make your house smell like a cheap diner with these flaming creations. Doesn't necessarily mean because it smells good, it tastes good though...
Bacon = Freedom; Lettuce = Love; Tomato = Passion. I've invented Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato votive candles. Maybe I'm crazy, but here's how my mind works: I love the smell of bacon cooking. I fantasize about having bacon grilling on the stove day and night. In my philosophic musings I asked myself what is better than a BLT? As much as I try, I can't eat a BLT at every meal and I can't grill bacon 24 hours a day.
The Booze Pyramid
Everyone knows the Food Pyramid, but have you heard about the Booze Pyramid? Kristy
was puzzled as to how one is meant to eat so many grains and cereals for optimum health, so she figured out a way to match this intake with booze! Beer is made from grain, so that's got to be good for you, right?
At the base of the pyramid, we have the Beer and Wine group. Because beer is made from grains -- much like cereal -- you can have plenty of servings of it. Beer is loaded with carbs, so it gives you all the energy you need to do active things. Like lift beer bottles. Wine is made from grapes, which are fruit. Now, you may have noticed that in the "normal" pyramid, it is suggested that you consume 2-4 servings of fruit a day, yet I have it in the 1-12 servings category. I am very glad you are paying attention.
The guy who ate too many Fat-Free Pringles
This story is hilarious! Coming from "The Best of Craig's List", it's about a guy who thought eating a full tin of "Fat Free" Pringles a day for four consecutive days would be a good idea. I mean, why wouldn't you? They're Fat-Free! Surely that's better for you than the full fat ones, right? Maybe for your stomach, but definately not for your jocks...
DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR ASS.
Wendy's Hot Juicy Burger competition
Wendy's is giving away burgers for life! the site that is set up to enter is hysterical! you can insert your picture to become Wendy (red wig) and add your voice to chant "Hot Juicy Burger" its great! go to www.hotjuicyburger.com to see for yourself.
Hot Juicy Burger!
When burgers turn angry
The Angry Whopper? More like it gets angry on your anoos sometime afterwards with all those Jalapeños!
A friend of mine was just in Warsaw and took this photo, not realising we knew a body that went by the same moniker... Enjoy. (Also, i'd like to know what the hell angry onions are?!?) P.S- On further inspection, I think they are deep-fried, like onion rings? Awesome.
McDonalds Rap, "I love McDonalds"
I think this guy was pushing for a promotion... Ya think?!?!
McDonalds Rap Television, www.mcdonaldsrap.com, and Carlos Loco are owned and operated by Carlos Thomas and recieves no sponsorship and/or endorsements from McDonalds Corporation. McDonalds Rap written and performed by Carlos Loco, Music editing by Mad Man Productions, and Video by Gregory Scott. Carlos loves his job at McDonalds so much he has to sing about it, with back up by a singing hamburger
The McPimped Out Ride v2
Remember the Mc Pimped Out Ride?
Well it looks like there's more than one McCrazy Mother McFkr out there, 'cause here's the McPimped out Ride v2! 26" McRims, McDecals of Ronald McDonald, McYellow Dash, and of course, Ronald McFkn Donald all up in your shizzle. I wonder if this guy gets McDrive Thru discounts?
The Spam Costume
So you've got the The Book of Spam
, and you've bought the Spam Hat
to go with it.... now complete the transformation with the Spam Costume! Yes, that's right folks, you can now become one with the tin of meat!
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam (those Monty Python lyrics are so hard to remember) but his costume is so easy to wear. A one-piece foam backed costume has golden metallic coating on the top and an intricate representation of the can label around all 4 sides including the bar code and the calorie content!