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The Hot Dog Rollup, Outdone!

You may have already heard of "The Hamdog". Well this is pretty similar, the Hot Dog Rollup. "Beef and Pork, wrapped in pork, wrapped in more pork, wrapped in cheese, wrapped in beef and pork and egg!!!" Hahah... Heart attack city! Even the pics show these humble creators clutching their chests.

From: http://www.gbsfood.com/1634356/

The Hot Dog Rollup has met its match: A few months back, I happened to browse acrost this thread: http://www.gbsfood.com/1523572/, abit later, this one: http://www.gbsfood.com/1555320/, and awhile after, this thread: http://www.gbsfood.com/1607706/ What did they all have in common? Besides gratuitous amounts of Vitamin G? Oh yeah thats right I remember now.. I knew I could whoop ass all over those sorry excuses for heart attacks...

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So with the help of my non goon friend, Eric:

and Willie the Beagle:

...we set out on this meaty adventure into oblivion...

Our Ingrediants:

3 lbs ground beef
1.7 lbs chorizo sausage
.5 lbs cappicola
.5 lbs provolone cheese
1 bigass package of summer sausage (hot dogs? phooey...)
1 package of bacon
2 loafs italian bread
1 egg
some mustard (not pictured)

Oh yeah, dont be fooled by the veggies, they are just there for show!

First I set about cutting up the sausages into managable portions:

and just couldnt resist, knowing I would soon be an internet celebrity:

these went on the grill:

Then into the mixing bowl went an egg:

3 pounds of ground beef:

and TWOOOOOO packages of chorizo (aprox 1.7 lbs):

Our mustard man seems a bit constipated:

BRAAIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!

Oh hey look, the succulent hot dog upgrades are done:

So they get wrapped in bacon (Willie is startin to look hungry):

And back to the grill (FYI: the little pieces you see on the upper grill were all that was left of the package of bacon):

Then I began to prepare the meatcakes from our egg beef chorizo mustard mix:

After that we applied 2 slices of provolone cheese, and 4 slices of capicola:

Brilliant! Time for a beer!

Uh oh.. greasefire... I guess that means its gonna be good

Finally the bacon sausages are done:

And the wrapping may commence:

When we realized the sheer size of our creations we fired up another grill, because there was no way to fit them all on the one!

Oh look like magic all done for you folks in internetland...

Now this aint no job for no namby pamby hoagie rolls, no way jose...
We're talkin half loaves of italian bread!!!

Now THAT is what I call a heart attack! A beautiful creation!

Although it seems Dixie was none too impressed:

We still made her try one:

Beef and Pork, wrapped in pork, wrapped in more pork, wrapped in cheese, wrapped in beef and pork and egg!!!

My buddy Mike showed up just in time to eat our 4th one,
He was impressed, rightly so!

Obligitory heart attack photos:

EPILOGUE:

We thought it was over, untill we heard a slurping sound out in the driveway.. apparantly Willie had found something!

Ah! A 5 foot river of grease! I bet yo momma's home cookin don't make no 5 foot river of grease! Yummm!

Closeup:

Ok now greasefiends! Let the next challenger step forth, in the name of all that is arteryclogging, and attempt to put this new monstrosity to shame!


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The Hot Dog Rollup, Outdone!
Authored by: Anonymous on Monday, March 27 2006 @ 06:09 PM EST
WOW. That is SUCH a guy thing, LOL.

Kisses,
MA
mistress_aerin
The Hot Dog Rollup, Outdone!
Authored by: Anonymous on Monday, December 04 2006 @ 09:33 AM EST
That is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. This deffiantly deserves some internet fame. But if you ask me. . . I wouldn't mind trying one myself.
The Hot Dog Rollup, Outdone!
Authored by: Anonymous on Saturday, December 09 2006 @ 09:08 AM EST
Golly Gee! I do believe I know these folks. Hope they remember me when they are famous internet celebrities. Have to tell you, Dale, your friend Eric could use some lessons in anatomy! I don't know what he is clutching, but it is not his heart!
Love, Mumma
The Hot Dog Rollup, Outdone!
Authored by: Anonymous on Sunday, February 04 2007 @ 02:06 PM EST
Thanks guys. I made a modified version tonight for Super Bowl.
I call mine the....errr.... LIte Version.

H-Balm
The Hot Dog Rollup, Outdone!
Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, May 29 2007 @ 11:59 AM EDT
Most excellent presentation and the food looks killer...!


Noname from ARFcom
The Hot Dog Rollup, Outdone!
Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, August 21 2007 @ 01:23 AM EDT
You're fucking disgusting, hope this helps.