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The World's Largest Marmite Sandwich
Those crazy poms! They love their Marmite, much like Aussies love Vegemite I guess. So much in fact that they're willing to make a Marmite Sandwich 12ft tall! It's made from 500 slices of bread, 20 lettuces, 65 tomatoes, 30 bananas (wtf!?), 25 carrots, 1500g of cheese and bucketloads of that black goo the Poms like to call "Marmite". I still prefer Vegemite ;)
The vile sandwich - filled with the repulsive, glutinous yeast extract - was over 12ft tall, and was created by George Lambert of Hackney. Lambert was discovered on Facebook, following a search initiated by Marmite's demonic creators to find their most obsessed Marmite sandwich fan. He has lived on a variety of Marmite sandwiches, and nothing more, for the last 25 years. The poor, wretched freak.
You can't eat stone, but you can eat Bacon! Bacon Henge, for the culinary historian...
Technically, a henge is actually an oval or circular earthwork, with a surrounding bank built up of the earth excavated from a ditch inside the bank. By this definition, Stonehenge is not truly a henge in any sense, as its ditch lies outside the bank.
The Super Triple Bacon Deluxe Burger
The third and possibly the last in Griffin's Supersized Burger adventures, the Super Triple Bacon Deluxe is a sight to behold! Consisting of 6kg's of mince, 1kg Bacon, 1kg Cheese, and a whole lot of the usual trimmings, this burger is a heartstopper, literally!
The third and possibly final giant burger in this project would be based on a Hungry Jacks' Bacon Deluxe Burger, with three layers of meat instead of two in the real burger, plus extra sauces.
The Super Aussie Burger
Griffin is back, and this time he's creating the "Super Aussie Burger". For those of you who aren't familiar with the Aussie Burger from Hungry Jacks, it's pretty much a Hungry Jacks Whopper with Bacon, Egg and Beetroot. After his first attempt at the Super Whopper
, he figured this one needed thinner patties, but more of them, and a bit of extra sauce. $58 later, he had half a kilo of bacon, half a kilo of cheese, six eggs, lettuce, 3 tomatoes, an onion, beetroot, sesame seeds, mustard and ketchup, and 4kg of mince from Fine Freddys' Meats. The time had come to create the Ultimate Aussie Burger, the Super Aussie Burger!
One of the problems with the first Giant Burger was the huge lump of 'meatloaf' inside the bread and salad, which was just too thick and boring to look at and eat. If I wanted to do burger greater than 5kg, the meat had to be in multiple, thinner patties. Choosing the Aussie Burger as the next template, I went to the Sunnybank HJs on the 19th March, and ordered 2 Aussie Burgers, with double beef, double cheese and mustard. The mustard was to allow me to add an extra element of flavour and having extra sauce makes the large mass of (dry) meat easier to eat.
The Double Burger Fries Nugget Pizza
Check out this mad creation. They've taken an already supersized Pizza, then supersized it some more! Looks like it's got some sort of double burger, another burger, chicken nuggets, Fries, and smothered with unnaturally bright yellow cheese. I love how they've blacked out their eyes to protect the innocent lol
From: http://www.4chan.org (it's back!)
Super Mario Wedding Cake
What did they say on their wedding day? Wahoo! This is right up there with The Muppet Show Cake
in terms of care and attention to detail. All the big names are there. Mario, Princess Peach, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, and more! I wonder if King Koopa was hiding inside the castle?
The greatest wedding cake ever! The Super Mario Kart Cake was a hit with guests at our wedding. Everything in the pictures of this cake is 100% edible. This Chocolate Decadence Cake (black chocolate cake filled with bittersweet chocolate ganache, chocolate buttercream and chocolate mousse) was as delciious as it was unique. Guests were able to get pieces of the sugary sculptures to take home while the cake was being cut.
Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo
Everybody loves bacon, but how far will your love of bacon go? Far enough to invest in a Bacon Tuxedo? This fine garment not only looks like bacon, it smells like bacon! Mmmmm.... bacon....
There's a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan. Dry clean only.
The Pork Princess wears a Pork Crown
Bow down to your new Queen, the Queen of PORK! These culinary adventurers figured a crown full of jewels was far too impractical in today's hungry society. What Queen shouldn't provide for her humble servants? And what tastier way to provide than sacrificing her very own pork crown! Here piggy piggy, let me bow down for thee...
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
Giant Bacon Mat
This is the biggest bacon mat I've ever seen! Mmmmmm..... Bacon placemat... *droooool*
Giant Kit Kat
Have a break, have a BIG break. If you're not careful, you might even break your back picking this one up. Behold, the Giant Kit Kat. A home made chocolate confection that was lucky to even fit in the fridge!
1x Massive Kit-Kat