[via EatFeats] This meal is so Supersized they need a crane to bring it out to your table! Pizza Machine in Springfield, Illinois makes this mammoth, and it comes with a challenge! The Challenge: If two people can finish the pizza in 1 hour, you win $500! These two guys tried and failed, I wonder if anyone else is up to the challenge?

From: http://www.myspace.com/thepizzamachine and
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bradjward/sets/72157603366922654

The Pizza Machine is famous not only for its spectacular stuffed pizza, but it boasts the country's largest pizza, measuring 5 FEET (60 inches) across!!! As if that isn't enough, these 5-foot colossal pizzas are transported to the table by a remote-controlled crane.

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Brett beats the disgustingly delicious Octo-Stacker

From: http://youtube.com/watch?v=NpNkBiV7fTo

Happy Easter everyone! Hope you had a great one. How good would it have been if you had a Cadbury Creme Egg this big? :)

From: http://www.nzrave.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=43&?topic=59565.0

I heart them. I wonder when they'll make a BIGGER Creme Egg

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I love fudge, but I think I'd be well sick of it if I had to eat all this. It's the World's Largest Slab of Fudge. Weighing in at over 5,000lb's, (despite the photo below) this is one sugar high you'd never come down from!

From: http://www.northwestfudgefactory.com/toppage3.htm

The world’s largest slab of fudge weighed 2.29 tonnes (5,050 lb) and was made by Chantelle Gorham of Northwest Fudge Factory (Canada) at the New Sudbury Shopping Center, Sudbury, Ontario, Canada on May 24, 2007.

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Two men battle it out for the crown. Who will eat the chocolate and vanilla puddings the fastest? Watch and find out!

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SZ5eKTkrN0

A classic NFL Film style clash of pudding Goliaths.

lolwut? Those crazy Japanese are at it again, this time they're putting whole shrimp into a cheesy bites stuffed pizza, tail poking out and all! Mmm, can't you imagine, cheese, shrimp, dough. Super Flavour Combination!

From: http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2008/02/crazy-weird-asian-pizza-crusts-japanese-korean-hong-kong.html

For the pizza lover who also craves shrimp and cheese wrapped in dough, Pizza Hut has created the Whole Shrimp Cheese Bite. Because nothing gets the stomach juices flowing quite as well as a ring of shrimp with tails dangling in the air and heads swaddled in tubes of cheese-stuffed dough.

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*shakes head* The things they're teaching our children nowadays... I must admit though, I lol'd when I saw this pop up in a banner on SupersizedMeals.com. Hahah. Um, wrong target audience buddy! Apparently it's a Simple, Step-by-Step Program You Can Use to Put Your Family Members on the Path to Lifelong Good Health! Rubbish! What about all the advantages of Supersized Meals, like mathematically calculating how many calories are in that Quadruple Bypass Burger, not to mention the amount of energy one must expend to dispose of said burger. Or how about working out how many buckets of fries one needs to sell to maintain a successful fish and chip shop? Stealing knowledge from one area and giving to the other I say! Be free my spherically challenged readers! Let your minds and stomachs grow exponentially with Supersized Meals!

From: http://www.pleasemumdontsupersizeme.com/book/index.html

Discover How to Help Your Family Live Longer, Feel Better & Become Much Healthier … At Last! There’s a Simple, Step-by-Step Program You Can Use to Put Your Family Members on the Path to Lifelong Good Health! This Program is Not Just Another Fad Diet… It is a Lifestyle Change That’ll Improve You & Your Family’s Lives Dramatically!

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How many of you have thought you could eat a crave case all by yourself? Come on, I know you're out there. "Suuuuure" you say, "That's easy!" Well that's what these freshman/Noobs and one seasoned veteran thought. Can they finish the unfinishable? Can they destroy a crave casein the First Annual 2007 White Castle Burger Binge?

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0rzFcyiNBc

A bunch of kids thought they could eat a crave case (30 white castle burgers). One was valiant. Watch the mayhem. I edited this at 3 in the morning, so i'll make a remix edit later.

I love teh Internets. Seriously, where else would you find a list of pigs that weigh over 1000 pounds? Apparently it's quite common! With names like "Hogzilla", "Monster Pig", "Hog Kong", and "Ton Pig", these tasty treats topple the scales naturally and unnaturally. Some wild, some farmed, either way, they'd take one heck of a spit roaster to cook em up!

From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pigs_over_1000_pounds#Large_pigs

Monster Pig is the name of a large hog killed on May 3, 2007, by an eleven year-old boy, Jamison Stone in a 150-acre (0.61 km²) low fence enclosure within the larger 2,500 acre (10 km²) commercial hunting preserve called Lost Creek Plantation, outside Anniston, Alabama. According to the hunters (there were no independent witnesses) the pig weighed 1,051 lb (477 kg). Claims of the authenticity and allegations of the kill being a canned hunt have disputed the claim.

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Those crazy guys over at Portland Hamburgers must've thought if you can catch dreams with a dreamcatcher, then you should be able to catch bacon with a BaconCatcher! Genius! I wonder if pigs jump over fences and into delicious burgers in those sorts of dreams.... ahh... *drifts off*...

From: Portland Hamburgers via email

made a bacon dreamcatcher..........sweet delicious dreams of bacon

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