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Squeez Bacon!

Want the taste of bacon, but can't stand the inconvenience of actually cooking it. Squeez bacon is the answer! Simply squeeze the tube, and you'll have instant bacon on your pizza, your sushi, even on your Rockmelon! It's bacon, where you want it, when you want it. Could you wish for anything more?

From: http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html?cpg=93H

A few years after WWII ended, a young man working in a small restaurant in Sweden developed a new way to process bacon. By precooking it and blending it in a special way, he was able to make a fully cooked 100% bacon paste that could be squeezed from a tube. Knowing he had discovered something paradigm-shifting, young Vilhelm Lillefläsk quickly went into business. That, dear friends, is when Squeez Bacon® was born. And this delicious delectable from Sweden has finally been brought over to the USA - now with American Flavor!

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The All-In-One with Cheese

It's the only burger you'll ever need.... and at $2.49, it's... well... unbelievable!

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4UfQAw-GWo

3 meals in 1 burger


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Where's the bacon?

Would you like some bacon with your fat? Lol!

From: http://www.4chan.org

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Torta Gigante! Portland, OR

Went last night to my favorite torta truck in Portland, La Catrina, and got some pics. Here's a mixed torta -- pastor and carnitas -- with a little dripping avocado and chile de arbol salsas. This is their torta chica -- small sandwich at less than 6 bucks:

From: http://www.extramsg.com/modules.php?set_albumName=album481&.....

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Meat Limo - The Video!

You've seen the pics, now see the video! Watch as Josh and Matt from Captain Limousines turn tens of thousands of calories into their very own meaty limo fleet. Oh, and don't forget to wrap it all in bacon!

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8_aeXaoWFo

meat limo, limousine, 2 guys from a limo company make a few scale limo models entirely out of meat


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The Wild Turbacon Sandwich

Now that's what I call a Bacon Sandwich!

From: http://www.flickr.com/photos/suomynona/3364363929/

Wild Turbacon Sandwich. Wild Turkey + Bacon = Wild Turbacon BLT, hold the lettuce and tomato.

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Meat Limo

Recently, I was inspired by the "meat ship", and I wanted to make something representative of the industry that I am in, constructed out of meat. I posted a comment that I should try to make a meat limo. Me and another guy that I work with decided to go ahead and give it a try. When the little pieces of bacon finally stopped flying through the air, we actually ended up with three extravagant "meat limos".

From: http://www.captainlimousines.com

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The Ham Heart Attack Sandwich

Hmm... I really don't see what the big deal is. That's got nothing on some of the other sandwiches on this site ;)

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot-FUArXyVY

For F**k's sake, is it really necessary to put THAT much ham in a sandwich? Why not just put a cooked pig on the counter and hand everyone forks. I know American portions are large...but thats just obscene.


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The Goat Roast

Not sure what a real goat would think about this..... "Hello Mr Goat? Hmm, you smell tasty. What's that on your ..... OH MY GOD!!!?!?!?"

From: http://www.4chan.org

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The Porkgasm

Once every now and then on this funny round planet of ours, a culinary masterpiece is created. This, my friends, is one of those times. Behold, The Porkgasm! This 15lb Meatpig contains bacon, ham, more bacon, more ham, some pork belly, smoked sausages, a couple of peppers for ears and some garlic cloves for eyes. This is the real deal for pork enthusiasts everywhere. It's all meat, no filler. Start breathing heavy everyone, you're about to have a Porkgasm!

From: http://www.porktopia.com/2009/03/porkgasm.html

Since I'm a thinking man, it's only natural that America's public obsession with bacon would get my mind working - working on developing some sort of monstrous dish suitable not only for display on glutton blogs, but for true gustatory pleasure. Needess to say, I have very little time for inedible novelties or anachronistic horrors.

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