Once every now and then on this funny round planet of ours, a culinary masterpiece is created. This, my friends, is one of those times. Behold, The Porkgasm! This 15lb Meatpig contains bacon, ham, more bacon, more ham, some pork belly, smoked sausages, a couple of peppers for ears and some garlic cloves for eyes. This is the real deal for pork enthusiasts everywhere. It's all meat, no filler. Start breathing heavy everyone, you're about to have a Porkgasm!
From: http://www.porktopia.com/2009/03/porkgasm.html
Since I'm a thinking man, it's only natural that America's public obsession with bacon would get my mind working - working on developing some sort of monstrous dish suitable not only for display on glutton blogs, but for true gustatory pleasure. Needess to say, I have very little time for inedible novelties or anachronistic horrors.
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