Remember the NES? (Nintendo Entertainment System) Ah, what a fine piece of gaming history that was... blowing on the cartridge, placing it carefully into the slot, and if it didn't work, gently clicking it back into place until it did. Now you can get pure enjoyment without the blowing with the NES Chocolate Cartridge. A one-time effort on Ebay though, so you might have to make your own...

From: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&viewitem=&item=200067484276&rd=1&rd=1

I CALL THIS - NESquick. NES- nes nintendo cartridge shaped Quick- gauranteed to be gone quick once you taste this delicious 100% Milk Chocolate Candy Bar. I used only the finest Austrian Chocolate to make this item. This is my own idea. I put forth many hours into the design and creation of This Retro Candy Video Game Cartridge.

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Having heard of this massive pizza back in the early 90's, Zach from Blackmarketkittens.com was lucky enough to discover one just down the road from his place. He'd heard of just how big these pizzas were, but had never tried one. Now was the time!

From: http://blackmarketkittens.com/wp/?p=468

I have memories dating back to the early 90’s of seeing the Greco’s New York Pizzeria commercials. I distinctly remember them saying that “the pizza wars are over and Greco’s New York Pizzeria wins!” I remember seeing an old dude (presumably Greco) holding the biggest box of pizza ever. All throughout my teenage years, I wanted to try Greco’s, but before the proliferation of information on the internet, I was always too lazy to look it up and order it.

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I don't know what it was about this vid, but I was giggling my a$$ off when I was watching it, hahah

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBbspkcoEgo

Nothing beats competitions between friends. That's what this guy did, to see who could make the biggest, fattiest burger at Wendy's. They called a truce after this 6 patty monstrosity was created...

From: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2453911&perpage=40&pagenumber=4#post326930648

Apparently Wendy's will put as many patties as you want on your burger. Me and my (not-fat) friend kept daring each other to get bigger and bigger burgers, we stopped at this 6 patty monstrosity. Probably could've gotten to 8 if he didn't rip off all the vegetables and pour a couple of salt packages on it every friggin time.

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Don't forget to eat breakfast if you're planning on using one of these. It's the "Choc-U-Lator", a calculator made to look and smell like chocolate! You can buy these too for 500 Yen (plus shipping). I don't think I'd get much work done though smelling chocolate all day long...

From: http://www.rakuten.co.jp/plywood/322447/322448/402248/

(GoogleTranslated) As for the eye which you saw the chocolate itself! But when the [biribiribiri] ~ [tsu] and the package are opened, as for coming out of in the portable calculator of board chocolate type!! That [tsu], the fragrance ~♪ of the sweet chocolate where furthermore, slightly it drifts If it makes the gift, little [sapuraizu] and the feeling where the chocolate flavor is sweet together send the [tsu] ♪ which may

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Sunday, March 23, 2003, 6:49pm. Ahh, those were the days, those days of old where you could buy a 12x12 at the counter. This vid shows Matt trying to conquer the In 'n' Out 12x12. Will he finish it? Will the guy at the counter serve him taunts and abuse with his burger?

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o23ADx06qjo

At In and Out, you can order as big as a burger as your heart desires. This time, a 12x12 (12 patties, 12 slices of cheese) was the burger in question

Thanks to one of our Anonymous readers for sending this one in. I like the sounds of this... Every Tuesday night at the Harris Grill, they put out baskets of bacon during happy hour at the bar.... Beer and Bacon.... *drools*

From: http://www.harrisgrill.com/specials.aspx

Every Tuesday is Bacon Night - sponsored by Lipitor. Free Bacon at the Bar. From Just After Happy Hour 'Til The Pigs Go Home! Happy Hour Weekdays 4:30 - 6:30, featuring Half Price Drafts, Frozen Cosmopolitans, and Wings

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Now after reading that title, you're probably thinking "big deal, you get a cup of tea, or a glass of Sake while bathing in a nice hot bubble bath...".... Well, not quite. This Japanese Spa actually allows you to bathe in each of these liquids! Try a giant spa filled with Sake, or perhaps bubble away your stress in a bowl of Coffee. I wonder if the wine is alcoholic? (not that I'd want to drink it.... no, really... )

From: http://www.yunessun.com/english/yunessun.html

The Yunessun is our largest spa resort zone where you can enjoy more than 25 different kinds spa related services and fun water recreational activities

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A picture says a thousand words! I'm wondering where I can get a hold of that chocolate bar!

From: http://www.flickr.com/photos/wmh/478721279/

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A delectable feast of saturated fat that can satisfy the heartiest of carnivores. Kobe beef filet mignon, perfectly marbled, cooked bloody rare (topped with Boursin cheese and black pepper grounds) along with my butcher's special recipe bratwurst. Mind-altering flavor.

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